Y pensar que cuando me muera capaz mi muerte es como alguna de las de ”1.000 maneras de morir”.

lafuckingboludatotal:

Con algo clavado en cualquier parte del cuerpo y tal vez en el culo, explotando, con infecciones de la puta madre, un CD de La tigresa del oriente ft Los Wachiturros cortándome la cabeza, aplastada por un rinoburro azul marino con una super-poronga, quien sabe.

*pi pi pi* serranista detected :B ♥

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Empezar el cole y que te toque la mesa que se mueve.

Listo, ya empece el año para la mierda.

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Marzo

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Mirando mi celular en el medio de la noche:

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fletchers:

“When we moved into the band house at the beginning of it all I literally ate crap for two years. Pizzas every night and a fry up every morning with a can of Coke. No wonder I was a bit fat! I hated seeing myself on TV. I was in the band with these skinny bitches who could eat whatever they wanted and not put on any weight. I was the fat one, and I just didn’t want to be the fat one anymore, so I simply stopped eating. That was my amazing diet plan. I just didn’t eat anything. I’d have coffee for breakfast then maybe a muffin in the afternoon. That was it. It was a dramatic, rubbish diet. Luckily once I’d lost about three stone I realised it was stupid and started eating again.” - Tom Fletcher

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Cuando alguien enciende la luz y me despierta

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Cantar una canción de rap y hacer gestos así:

bubbledrreams:

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Cuando no entienden mi sarcasmo.

likeatormentadefacha:

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Marzo

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ese momento que sabes más de tu idolo que cualquier revista adolescente

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